testoster0ne:

peter

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mandyseley:

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

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I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

ratratratratrat

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frankiecorleone:

bro 😭 how tf am i supposed to dress business casual 😭 i’m a faggot 😭

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favoriteanimal:

evangelinedares:

lingua-mortua:

lakevida:

reblog to give your mutuals tiny Chilean good luck pigs

I am Chilena!! 🇨🇱 and this is true, I have some myself!!

They don’t just come as a tiny pig, though. My mom has a really big one we use as a rice holder pot, and they can also be bigger, like this:

Chanchito < CHANCHO 🐷❤️

necesito CHANCHISIMO

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anxioussailorsoldier:

and even more amazing was the day Link realised he [redacted] him back

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colliding-supernovaes:

this was a shadow win at best:

- the fact that it was a jury win and the public didn’t want this

- they kept mentioning abba’s 50th anniversary, which lowkey made this seem planned

- this was the second highest number of televotes ever received and still the jury votes solved this

- the points were nowhere near Loreen’s score with ”euphoria” …THIS WAS ABOUT LESS THAN 60 POINTS

- you could literally hear the audience chanting for ”cha cha cha” and käärijä

- in conclusion: i’m a pissed off fin and i thought käärijä deserved to win

secondlina:

Crow Time - Statue 1

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bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated:

Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions

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fortidogi:

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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

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It’s a holdover from when I used to dye my hair all the time. Some of the little kids I helped in the library would call me a mermaid and that turned into my friends calling me a mergayd

cookinguptales:

me, to dead-ass Karl Lagerfeld: man, I hope you can see Harvey Guillén rn. I want you to see how good a fat man looks in the style you pioneered and seethe.

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ashxketchum:

This month’s Digigift on Digimon Partners website features Taichi and Agumon in a Children’s Day/子供の日 themed illustration.

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